OH YES WE DID!
From the bottom of independent rap's leftover locker comes undeniably the grittiest, raunchiest, most gutter mouth infested piece of work ever created: Smut Peddlers "Bottom Feeders". We're talking overloads of douchebaggery sprinkled with filth and saramwrapped in used rubbers from a brothel in Brazil, oh shit that's grimy. This video has been scientifically proven to stimulate a fucking cadaver to the point Peter North would be forced to castrate himself. Really, the researchers actually documented the results for discovery HD Theatre until the rotten corpse went buck and started humping everything in the vicinity. I tried locating the footage but apparently the guy operating the boom mic also went berserk and blew the whole fucking lab to smithereens.
That very incident is why the following video was on constant rotation during our college wildin bonanza era. Fully equipped with pistols, illicit…everything, and strippers doing back flips from all angles (plus more! s&m and yakking, bonus!), Cage Kennylz, Mr. Eon, and world renown super hero RA the Rugged Man (bringing back that early 90's fucking shaky bop, lol) lace a serious record over a banger Mighty Mi beat. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Peddle that smut for eternity fellas.
Attention! For those that just witnessed brain mush leak from their face from the overwhelming dirtmonger education Pimpin' Pens has provided thus far, get right and tell the masses. If not go fuck yourself.
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