Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Random Tangents: Video clips, Strange News, and other Web Junk!

LONGEST SLAM DUNK

Leave it to some mischievous Asians to attempt such a devious feet as jumping off a trampoline (quite high) and flying 30 some feet in the air dunking the fuck out of the ball like they used to do in the Mascot Dunk Competitions back in the day. Remember the Phoenix Suns Gorilla and the blue dude from the Hornets, they were tight!



FUCK THAT PEEP SPUD WEBB TAKING HOME THE TROPHY BACK IN 86!
5 foot 7 inch Spud Webb shocks Dominique Wilkins and the world with this classic stunning upset!





Back To The Future 2 HOVERBOARD For Sale!
- 30K (What the fuck!)



Yeah you think you have what it takes to make this shit levitate? Extremely savvy in industrial engineering and astro-physics? Got 30 G's to spare - hell the fuck no, not for this Movie prop primarly made of some gay ass late 80's - early 90's neon-pink plastic board rocked by Marty McFly AKA Michael J. Fox in the 1989 hit Back to the Future 2.
Peep the infamous scene where McFly dips on the pink floater rocking some space age Nikes. (extra high top moon boots and shit lol)Also why the fuck do they have an 87 Jeep Grand Cherokee floating in the background, where'd the budget go motherfuckers? How the hell did I ever like this movie" Oh yeah I was like 10 at the time and internet porn had yet to be created lol. Still had those VHS junts and mags from my old man's stash hahahah.





JESUS SEEN IN CAT FUR!
No comment, this whole seeing Jesus and Saints in grilled cheese sandwiches, Dorito chips, tree bark and other nonsense is getting to be ridiculous already!







KILLER BEAN FOREVER!



This animation by former Hollywood 3-D animation guru Jeff Lew is the latest installment in a long going series about a bean, wait - a BAD ASS bean! Jeff took 4 years off of work to put mad effort and detail into this high quality banger with what appears to be somewhat of a budget! I think they got dude from The Green Mile (Michael Clarke Duncan) to add his deep ass voice to the cast Hahaha. The slow motion shooting sequences are hilarious. Peep the Face-Off style twin gold pistols with the Dragon engraving! Killer Bean Forever!




Killer Bean has come a long way, here's where it all began...



Posted by Rico "Return of tha Block Burna - yeah we back Bitches!" for Pimpin' Pens

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